Matty Blogs is busy being a responsible father, so this blog is going to suck.

If you are new here, each week Matt and I snake draft picks for favorites, dawgs, overs and unders. At the end of the year, loser buys the winner a jersey

Tallied it up & Big O (me.. yeah I’m blogging in third person) is in the lead 40-33.5. With 5 weeks left, it will be a tough challenge for Matty Blogs.. but I believe in him. I believe in his ability to load up a Jonathan Taylor Away Jersey for me on the Colts Pro Shop.

Let’s get to the picks

Pick 1 – Packers @ Giants U37

I’m back for Monday Night Football unders. Matt cucked me last week, but little did he know he would be betting on only the second over on MNF in 2023.

Yes there are 2 MNFs this week, but this one is the one I trust the most.

Pick 2 – Texans -3.5

Matty Blogs is a responsible father who says that Texans -3.5 is a good pick

Pick 3 – Bills +1.5

Matty Blogs is a responsible father who says that Bills +1.5 is a good pick

Pick 4 – Colts -1.5

Colts are frisky, fun and ready for some playoff football.

As a Colts fan, I have just decided to live in the moment with this Colts team & accept that Gardner is the QB. I have come to terms that Gardner will look like the NVP one minute & then a bottom of the barrel happy feet high school QB the next minute

The Bengals are also dealing with a backup QB, but that’s the cool thing to do in the NFL this year.

I trust that Gardner is going to win the backup QB matchup in this one & deliver us another NVP level game.

Pick 5 – Rams +7.5

Are the Rams good? I truly don’t know

They seem to be getting hot, but of course have been going up against some easier competition lately.

Putting my trust in Sean McVay to cover. I keep thinking back to the cover he put together against the 49ers earlier this season. +7.5 is in his wheel house

Pick 6 – Browns Jags Over 30.5

Matty Blogs is a responsible father and a sick sick Browns fan

Pick 7 – Dolphins Titans Under 46.5

Matty Blogs is a responsible father & is a mortal lock to mess up the MNF under trend

Pick 8 – Colts Bengals O43.5

Back again with a backup QB battle pick. All chips in on this game being a high scoring battle.

Colts are averaging 25 points per game on offense & that includes the disgusting 10 point performance in Germany.

They also love giving up 24.7 points per game on defense… again including the disgusting 6 point Germany game that everyone would like to erase from their mind.

Over city.